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manywinged:

manywinged:

i like the term “gallows humor” because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like “i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution”

An edited screenshot that says "Your impending execution should be your 2nd priority. Your 1st priority should ALWAYS be your commitment to the bit."ALT

purplesaline:

Free serotonin from Honey thr Italian greyhound

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

neofooturism:

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wyd after eating this

After you eat that you sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed rhoncus.

cryptotheism:

darkenedyeastextract:

cryptotheism:

pondering-the-kaiju:

friend-crow:

pondering-the-kaiju:

cryptotheism:

You know whats weird? A lot of alchemical texts say that the philosophers stone smells good. Especially the texts that describe it as a red powder. They say it has a powerful, pleasant aroma. Not really sure why that is.

Mmmmmmm new seasoning for food

Philosophers stone actually smoked paprika.

Yessssss I believe this

Throw a little Philosophers Stone on that bad bouy

Could it be that it’s a lot like mercurial cinnabar, another red mineral that crumbles to powder has a scent like petroleum/paint thinner which some people find intoxicating

That’s very possible actually. For many texts, the final step involves adding cinnabar to fluid mercury along with several acids.

pentecost:

mozalieri:

pentecost:

you guuys hear about the guy with 5 peepnises

what about him

his pants fit him like a glove

freakwiththeknifecollection:

Jo is a Dean mirror, but not in the way people think like their stories being the same, but in a literal sense of the word like bizarro world. Dean lost his mom and was raised (I use that term extremely loosely) by his dad, Jo lost her dad and was raised by her mom. Dean never got to be a kid and was forced to grow up too fast, Jo was always treated like a kid and never allowed to grow up. John brought Dean into hunting, while Ellen kept Jo out of it. Dean was in the hunting life and only wanted a normal life, Jo had a normal life and only wanted to hunt. Etc. They’re both twisted but in different directions

darkwingduck:

theeclectickoalastudent:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

hotchocolatenotsex:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

no way i must have missed an update!

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

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LAND SHARK!

LAND SHARK!

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HE COMES FOR YOU?!?!

I will give him a kiss on the top of his little head