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americanpsyco:

chcialembyc:

moami:

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

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cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

vonkarn:

vonkarn:

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy’s gonna add another ‘hey there delilah’ to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

mahou-mofo:

karmaphone:

what do you call this genre of movie

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optimalmongoose4:

I screamshot it on my scary phone

imconfusedallthetimehelp:

our-queer-experience:

Welcome to all of you who recently followed me. It's wonderful to see you all. This is me after 43 years on estrogen (and, of course, 43 years older as well). No more glamour photos for me, but I'm very happy. Have a glorious day, everyone! pic.twitter.com/YgXWQQTDHJ  — Teresa Palomar, Your Trans Matriarch (@TeresaPalomar1) July 12, 2023ALT

we DO grow old and happy. btw.

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And you find love and it stays with you.

dduane:

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The wild thing about the whole “we’ll pay you for one day’s work to scan you and use your likeness in anything we want forever” is that they aren’t even offering the same licensing expectation you would give to a font.

(via @Coelasquid on Twitter)