Death Leaves A Cookie
Multi-fandom blog that follows a lot of other multi-fandom blogs, especially if they are funny or pique my interest and get me to actually want to read things. :3
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tags: #pokemon
lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck





tenghostdads:

postllimit:

#NotAllClowns

tenghostdads:

postllimit:

#NotAllClowns

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padalucky:

rakaizombie:

wobblydash:

jamesfactscalvin:

magieundfreiheit:

micdotcom:

Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens

Follow micdotcom

WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

Oh my God, these people are horrible!

Yeah my school told us making out could cause pregnancy too.

when i was in middle school they gave a girl a giant red paper heart and had three or four guys each come up and rip a piece off - the last chunk left in her hand was supposed to symbolize her worth as a person after being with other people.



levis-short-ass:

shingekinoanteiku:

So I just saw this gif and then a thought popped up in my head: titans don´t digest the humans they eat, they just throw up when their stomach is full. So they wouldn´t need gastric acid, right? Which would mean that eren is sitting in the blood of all the persons devoured before him.

dude

levis-short-ass:

shingekinoanteiku:

So I just saw this gif and then a thought popped up in my head: titans don´t digest the humans they eat, they just throw up when their stomach is full. So they wouldn´t need gastric acid, right? Which would mean that eren is sitting in the blood of all the persons devoured before him.

dude





thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"





officialfemme:

GENERIC HORROR MOVIE 5: THE RECKONING

where’s my oscar





twisteddoodles:

How to pronounce tomato.

twisteddoodles:

How to pronounce tomato.





boyishdivision:

goddessofmusic:

elaran:

livelikedolphins:

unapolagetically:

a guide to some common and/or popular australian birbs by your friendly neighborhood australian 

emus always seemed more psychotic than stupid to me

DO NOT ENGAGE THIS BIRD

Anything from Australia will onyl be nice to you only if you have food

except the cassowary, you stay the fuck away from those demons





smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.